Nah, you heard Steve. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. All of you" Clint said. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Are you still mad about the thing?. I absolutely recommend reading this one. MJ He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. I'm training her." When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Blanket excuse.. Y/n grew up as most children do. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. #pepperpotts No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. which, to be fair, was a good point. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Thanks, he says again. Then I limped home" Peter explained. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Requests are open! Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Nat smirked. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Except Pepper. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Score one for Stark!. His eyes are fond. It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Probably knows that Clint would take him down if he violated his personal space right now. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. Always with the dramatics, Clint teases and drinks. Seriously? Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. So I was at the police station eating a bagel when the building just started falling apart. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover fanfic | FanFiction. After the serum. Six minutes. I dunno, man. Pietro Maximoff/ Quicksilver All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Tony sighs and burrows deeper into Clint's skin. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. "Excuse me" Natasha said. as well as Possibly from Clint. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. It's fucking beautiful. FRIDAY said. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Which is pretty often. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. Spill." That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Ned just skidded over to peter, even though he sat next to him, and before Peter could react to small headache that was his spider-sense, pulled up his sleeve. #spideychelle Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Aunt May says and I shrug. There's one problem. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. Okay. Really? Don't ask.. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. Work Search: he said grinning. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. Wait, Clint says. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Write by: . Okay, okay. Moving on! Tony Stark/ Iron Man. ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. "Explain, now. "Way way way wait. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. She said, smiling. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Like you and Steve aren't the exact same. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. Okay, so I reacted kind of not-awesomely, but I mean, it came out of the blue and I've only been thinking about it for six days and it's not like we ever-. I should call Pepper! It becomes a semi-regular thing. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Tony and Clint share a look. #unlimitedpride Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. He lets it go. My turn. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. DC Character Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. I've been good! Betty ringed the bell. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. 196 guests Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Random people in classrooms So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. We should get on that, then. yes let's do THAT" respectively. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. 1. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Steve Rogers/ Captain America That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Tony's eyes go fond. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. You mentioned that.. Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. That I made with my own two hands?!. +. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. D'nt care. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Shit. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. "Bullsh*t!" "I may or may not have a boyfriend." It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. They were all gathered in the communal room to relax. Peter grumbled. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. #deadpool We play the fun rules, right? Go team go. Trust me, Cap, he fit neatly in the bully category, Clint says with a smirk. "What! Steve sighs. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Ned "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. "It was just an accident." Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; You bribed him, didn't you? She sounds disappointed, as if she'd hoped for something less obvious. The Avengers So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. left kudos on this work! We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. What could possibly go wrong, right?. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. But she now was at a new school, with new friends and even a boyfriend. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. L'oreal? 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. Clint snorts. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Tony rolls his eyes. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same.
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